$500 In KFC Food Offered For Return of Col. Sanders’ Head

The bronze bust of Colonel Sanders, valued at $1,200, was allegedly stolen January 31st from a Kentucky based KFC by four men who were inside eating, decided they wanted some head (lots of it) and took the statue with them. 

As sort of an an incentive for those feeling a bit too chicken to divulge any valuable information, the restaurant is offering a reward of $500, not in cash but in KFC grilled chicken, for any clues that lead to the safe return of the effigy.

Check out the compelling local news report on the topic below:

Heartbreaking, ain’t it?  Now, for you El Pollo Loco fans out there (like moi), $500 worth of KFC food seems more like a punishment than a reward.      

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