BEHOLD: Negative Valentine’s Day Candy

(Via SeriousEats.com)
Do you find the sayings on those ubiquitous Valentine’s Day candies a little, well, too sweet?  Then make your own and customize your message.  Nothing says “I’m Calling The Cops” better than a homemade confection – served overhand.

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