Raving While Shopping for Food

This guy makes my last grocery store errand look downright depressing.  I want whatever he’s cooking ….

It’s not delivery! It’s frozen DiGiorno - delivered!

What could be more tiresome than making pizza from scratch? That's right, actually going to the store to buy frozen pizza!! ** Whew! ** Just typing that sentence made me tired! Well, lazy asses out there rejoice: now you can have your frozen DiGiorno delivered!!