Democrats Need More Balls – "Balls Beer" That is

Here's a fake beer ad that suggests that the Democrats will have a better chance at passing a viable health reform package if they had a little liquid encouragement. Great, just what we need right now: more drunk politicians.

Here’s An Ad For Those Who Like To Eat Crap (Not Literally, Don’t Worry)

Sadly, a lot of the "crap" in this ad actually looks good to me. :*(

Traveling anytime soon? Learn 100 ways to say ‘F You’ around the world …

(Via Standard Madness)
Have you ever been duped by your multilingual friends who taught you that %#^*&@ means "Hello" when you actually just smiled a profanity?! (I do it all the time!!) Well, learn this chart and you'll be armed with the knowledge that asking for "javla" at a restaurant in Sweden won't get you coffee.