Bolivian Prez: Eating Chicken Will Definitely Make You A Bald Straight Person

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Last week, the President of Bolivia (and sometime medical research spokesperson) Evo Morales declared during an Earth Day speech that consuming poultry injected with growth hormones will give you THE GAY and make you bald.

Now it appears the Latin American leader is taking back the gayification part, but still thinks all of Europe is going to look more like the land of Mr. Clean in 50 years.

(Note to self: buy stock in Rogain.)