SKY MALL: Wine Glass Holder Necklace

You'll surely be the center of attention at the next cocktail party with this handy-dandy Wine Glass Holder Necklace from Sky Mall. According to the description:

Wine Glass Holder Necklace (Set of 2)
Keep your hands free at parties by keeping your wine close at heart! This clever little clip with adjustable strap holds a regular-size stemmed glass to your chest, giving you the freedom to snack and socialize as you sip!

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