Jesus Has Gone Bananas - Literally

Perhaps in an effort to gain more worldwide apPEAL, the son of God made a nutritious appearance recently on someone's lunchtime banana.  According to the Daily Telegraph:

SITTING down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things Holy when Leisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus in her banana peel.

‘‘I was like ‘Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a banana!’’

‘‘I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face,’’ she said.

Who knew His second coming would be so potassium rich?