JERSEY SHORE: To Be Or Not To Be, That Is The Situation

Now for some hot thespian on thespian action from (where else?) the Jersey Shore ....

And Now For A “Totally Safe For Work” Picture of a Pair of Tits

Hey kids, nothing like starting off “Taint Week” --- you know, "It taint Christmas but it taint New Years" --- with a little ornithology humor. Or, for some of you out there: HORNYthology.

(Still confused? Click the picture for a clue.)