Top Chef 5.0: LA’s Most Feared Critic Gave Fabio Viviani a ZERO - A Culinary “F” You

"I WONDER how they say 'bankruptcy' in Italian?"
This is pretty rough, kids.  Sure he’s lovable and quirky.  But, can he deliver?  Well, let’s just say that when the West Coast’s culinary DEEEEVA, S. Irene Virbila, writes the word “awful” in her review, that’s not a good thing:

"The 18-ounce rib-eye steak at $38.95 is so average that the grilled asparagus that comes with it outshines the beef. And the special sweetbread dish that night is as unattractive as can be, a long rectangular plate with the sweetbreads dribbled with a sticky red wine or Port reduction that's far too strong for the mild-mannered meat. Awful."

Ouch!!  Almost as painful as having a bichon frise grow out of your left leg!!

DANGEROUS WANDS: When The Only Hope For Inner City Wizards - Is Hermione

I don't know about you, but this parody actually looks more interesting to me than any of the previous Harry Potter movies ... combined.

Ahhhh…. Nothing Like Drunk Blogging ….

What better way to celebrate Jesus' birthday than with one, ok two, ok three ... FINE make that SIX glasses of champagne, at the annual office party? Yup, you can say I’m feeling rather Christmasy …. In the meantime, here's a video which rather accurately conveys my state of mind right about now ...

The Nativity Scene Gets a “JK Wedding Entrance” Redux

Last Sunday the Highland Park Presbyterian Church decided to update the Nativity Scene using YouTube sensation "JK Wedding Entrance" as inspiration:



(Wait 'till those kids find out that the guy singing did some very un-Christian like things to Rihanna. Good times!)