JAMBA JUICE: Oatmeal For $1 With Coupon

Starting tomorrow (Monday, December 7th) Jamba “Not Just Smoothies” Juice will be offering their oatmeal – which normally goes for about $3 - for only a dollar with this coupon. Nice!  Sure, your colon will be regular but this coupon won't be: offer ends on Friday the 11th.

SNL: Rihanna & Shy Ronnie Explain Knowledge To Kids - Almost

What better way to impart knowledge upon school age children than to enlist the help of mega pop star Rihanna and a child with countenance problems.

Some Guy’s Xmas Decoration Caused Too Much of a Rukus, Had To Be Taken Down

(Via Darker Me)

Personally, I think it's HIGHlarious ... but I can see how it can freak out the neighbors. Darker Me explains why:

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Besides, you won’t win any neighborhood Christmas decorating contests if half the city hates you.