Tuesday, December 1, 2009
BEHOLD: “Oriental” Chewing Gum
Shhh... here's a little secret: I'm technically oriental. Shhhh (again!) ... here's another little secret: I think chewing on "prepared cuttlefish" being marketed as chewing-gum would make me vomit.
COMING SOON: Vodka Pills!!
Teetotalers rejoice! According to the Times of India:
Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.So, I guess if you stick that pill into an olive, you’ve got yourself a bite-size martini. Genius!!
Jared The Subway Sandwich Guy Is Now As Big As A, Well, Subway
Fresh & Easy: $5 off $20 with Coupon
Once upon a time, grocery store extraordinaire Fresh & Easy initiated its descent upon on our fair land by showering upon us useful coupons in its wake, such as the one you see above (which was great for folks like me that hardly spend more then $25 a visit). Since then those nifty little gifts dried up leaving us to fend for ourselves in their unreliable discount bin … until now. Enjoy, you’ve got until next Sunday to take advantage of this discount. Given that the chain is running at a mind-blowing loss, we may not see this again for a long-ass time.
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And Now For A Random Video of A Puppy On the Ceiling
Some of you may have already seen this video of a puppy rocking back and forth, unable to get up - much too our sick delight. But, have you ever seen it upside down? Now the youngster looks more like a balloon stuck on a ceiling, enhancing even further our sick delight.
Thirsty –AND- Hungry? Have a Tall Bottle of Cheese Burger Water!
According to the product description:
Ground Beef + Aged Cheddar
As Samuel L. Jackson once said, “Now that’s a tasty burger!” How do you like yours? ‘Cause when it’s cooked right, there’s nothing like a juicy burger with a thick slice of Vermont cheddar on top. You can even taste the ketchup! Store it cool, but drink it warm!
Oh, the thirst/hunger quenching doesn't just stop at cheeseburgers. They also have waters flavored with Beef Jerky, Beef Stroganof, Chicken Teriyaki, Dirty Hot Dog, Fish'n Chips and much, much more vomit-inducing flavors.
BEHOLD: The Cupcake Dress
Wear this little number at your next event and you’ll definitely be voted most delicious. Sure, the “foil to cupcake” ratio leaves much to be desired, but it’s sweet enough to send diabetics within a 30 foot radius straight to the E.R.
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