Who’s The Bigger Sinner?

(Via TheFBomb.org)
Chris Pesto, a junior at Syracuse University, turned the discomfort he felt from an anti-gay protester into snarky fashion commentary:

"This woman was wearing a ankle-length corduroy skirt, which, as we all know, is a fashion nono. So, in order to make her feel uncomfortable, I stood next to her and held a sign that said Corduroy skirts are a sin!"

Woman, he’s got a point there.  Christ may set you free but that outfit should definitely be incarcerated.

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Obviously this offer isn't for (A) those who disagree with the name, (B) those who live for instant-gratification, and/or (C) all of the above.  However, if you do intend to take advantage of this deal, you’ve got until January 15th to take action.

BRAZIL: Santa Claus Accidentally Burned In Effigy

(Via CocaGelada.net)
A week ago or so, a giant Santa Claus was accidentally set ablaze by faulty electrical wiring much to the horror of the children of the city of Santa Catarina, Brazil.

As sad as this may be, I think this is a great pic to send to greedy kids this yuletide season: "See what happens when you ask for too much?!"

And Now For A Random Video Of A Kitten Equipped With Dazzling Jazz Hands

Jazz Hand professionals watch out... you've got some feline competition here ...

Video of Tiger Woods Crash Leaked – Kinda, Sorta, Ok Not Really

Sure it's only a pretty convincing reenactment, but it definitely makes more sense than what the pro-golfer claims to have happened.

TIME MAGAZINE: “Goodbye (at Last) to the Decade From Hell”

This past decade has seen 9/11, Katrina, not one but TWO stock market crashes, Iraqi/Afghani wars, one of the worst recessions ever, etc., etc. …. As a result, Time Magazine aptly names this the “Decade From Hell”.  So, yes indeed …. goodbye “00’s” … don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.