A Thanksgiving Postcard From Turkey Mountain

(Via AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com)
Well, you know what they say: “A bird in the hand is better than being knocked up by a guy with a bush.”  Or, something like that.

BEHOLD: Bacon Flavored Envelopes!

For those of you who still pay their bills by mail, why not make the pain of parting with money more delicious with J&D’s Bacon Flavored Mmmmvelopes!  As per the product description:

Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, that’s what.

Hmmm.... That's odd. I can't seem to recall a time when I licked an "armpit" flavored envelope.

QUIZNOS: Buy a Drink, Get 50% Off Your Sandwich With Coupon

Unlike your run of the mill "BOGO" coupon, these give you get 50% right off the bat without having to buy another sandwich.  So, screw your co-worker. Let him get his own grub!

[VIDEO] The Thai Train Market

 
After the crush of the Thanksgiving Eve crowds, some markets will look like a train rolled right through it. Others, like this one in Thailand, have trains barreling through everyday ... and still look ok.

Wii: “Mass: We Pray” Brings Church to You - Every Day!

According to the official website’s holy scripture:

"A family shouldn’t have to wait until Sunday to worship the Lord. Now you can go to church every day without leaving your home. Participate in more than 24 unique and exhilarating Ceremonies. Be sure to try them all. The more you play, the more Grace points you collect. Then trade in your Grace points to unlock the Holy Mysteries."

Still not convinced? Check out the video showcasing the immaculate concept:

BEHOLD: The Chocolate Cake Couch

According to ArtInfo.com, you're looking at a psychotherapist’s couch made of chocolate cake where "each pleat, button, and stitch lovingly rendered with a thick coating that looked (and felt) eerily like leather."  All this edible yumminess actually reminded me of this episode of the Simpsons - except a chocolate dog doesn't get eaten in the end: