BEHOLD: Bacon Flavored Envelopes!

For those of you who still pay their bills by mail, why not make the pain of parting with money more delicious with J&D’s Bacon Flavored Mmmmvelopes!  As per the product description:

Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, that’s what.

Hmmm.... That's odd. I can't seem to recall a time when I licked an "armpit" flavored envelope.