TOP CHEF: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Three

It seems like the contestants on Top Chef have been dropping faster than the crumbs on Dale's messy bruschetta..... thank MADONNA! Time to trim the FAT, I say!!

As a result, I'm starting to get an idea as to which Cheftestant has more skillz than the others. So, here are my favoritest top three. Unfortunately, Antonia and her F.M.B.'s ("fuck-me-boots') isn't one of them. But, doesn't her pulled pork canapé look delish?! Onwards, shall we?

#3 STEPHANIE - Stats: 1/9 Quickfire & 2/9 Elimination

Stephanie may have the personality and assertiveness of an eggplant, but she has the solid skills of a talented chef. Even in the most excruciatingly stressful circumstances, she's able to produce some under-the-radar amazing work..... so far. I would not be shocked if all of the sudden she shifted into "bitch-mode" in future episode. Watch out for those timid ones!!

#2 DALE - Stats: 1/9 Quickfire & 2/9 Elimination

Whiny McWhiny here may have an occasional tantrum now and then, but he definitely has the talent to back it up. He too, while under enormous pressure, has so far produced some exquisite and tasty dishes .... well, except this week. In the last episode, it was clear he was teamed up with citizens from Loserville hence the humorous little tirades. Nevertheless, when he's isn't throwing a bitchfit, Dale really knows how to dazzle.

#1 RICHARD - Stats: 3/9 Quickfire & 3/9 Elimination

Hands down the best of the bunch. He may not be gay, but this land-shark coiffed culinary artist may be the most lesbionic hairdo I've ever seen on a guy. Richard can whip up some off-the-wall shit (Hello? White chocolate and salmon?!) but he's got the daring and creativity that helps put the "arts" in Culinary Arts. If I were a betting man, I 'd put money on this guy for the win.