DENNY’S: FREE Peppermint Pancake Puppies With Coupon

Ok, I can kind of see the “pancake” concept.  In fact, I can even understand how the “peppermint” works into Denny’s free pastry ... but the puppy? I'm afraid to ask.  By the way, has anyone seen Fido?

El Pollo Loco: $2.75 for Skinless Breast Meal With Coupon

First thing’s first: I’m a BIG ASS fan of El Pollo Loco.  But let’s keep things real here: their chicken breasts suck.  Almost every time I get it, the meat is as dried up as Lindsay’s career.  Now, I doubt this coupon will make it taste any better, but then again if you’re in a pinch and you gotta watch your holiday intake then this might be for you; especially if you like your poultry like your wit … extra dry.    

And So It Begins: Time For An ‘09 Year End Review – But in Auto-Tune!!

It's that time of the year, kids. You know, when everyone, their mother & their three legged dog come out with year-end reviews. But, no summary is complete unless it's in AUTO-TUNE!!

Fresh & Easy: $10 off $50 With Coupon

God I love Fresh & Easy. Where else can find juicy tidbits like "Spotted Dick"? Well, from now until December 20th, if you’ve spotted a Fresh & Easy grocery bill reaching $50+, go ahead and chop off $10 with this coupon.  Of course drop me a line if you find other kind of dicks at this market.

You Know Someone’s Lip-synching When ….

All you Britneys, Janets and occasional Mariahs out there take heed ....

JAMBA JUICE: Oatmeal For $1 With Coupon

Starting tomorrow (Monday, December 7th) Jamba “Not Just Smoothies” Juice will be offering their oatmeal – which normally goes for about $3 - for only a dollar with this coupon. Nice!  Sure, your colon will be regular but this coupon won't be: offer ends on Friday the 11th.

SNL: Rihanna & Shy Ronnie Explain Knowledge To Kids - Almost

What better way to impart knowledge upon school age children than to enlist the help of mega pop star Rihanna and a child with countenance problems.

Some Guy’s Xmas Decoration Caused Too Much of a Rukus, Had To Be Taken Down

(Via Darker Me)

Personally, I think it's HIGHlarious ... but I can see how it can freak out the neighbors. Darker Me explains why:

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Besides, you won’t win any neighborhood Christmas decorating contests if half the city hates you.

HOLY EMBRYO: Cross Found On A Chicken Egg

According to News Station KTVT in Texas, farmer Pam Norrell found a unique cross-shaped marking on one of the eggs laid by her chickens. Norrell calls it a miracle ... I call it breakfast.

Holy Jemima!! Virgin Mary Appears On A Pancake!!

Coming soon to eBay near you!
According to the UK’s Daily Mail, JC’s mom made a pastry-like appearance over the Thanksgiving weekend - much to the delight of potential online auction enthusiast Bianca Lopez from Glendale, CA. 

Chef Lopez had this to say about her divine creation: "I think it's God's way of telling us that the holidays aren't just about presents."

In all honesty, unless this heavenly breakfast item is available carb-free, it’s more like His way of telling me he’s going to expand my waistline.